If it’s not washable in the washing machine, beloved as it may be to a child, they cannot sleep with it in bed.
No matter how many days off my husband has, the children will always be sick when he is at work. Sometimes the very first day he is back to work.
The children will always be sick at night meaning I will always be responsible for cleaning up – something I am not particularly all that well suited for.
Children who are only sick like this once a year make one complacent which means that you almost never learn your lesson the first time and will be doomed to repeat it every single time.